my neighbourhood’s so ghetto
thieves steal airbags from your car

my neighbourhood’s so ghetto
mechanic shops get set on fire

my neighbourhood’s so ghetto
the phone exchange box is held together by cable ties

my neighbourhood’s so ghetto
there’s a trolley in my living room

my neighbourhood’s so ghetto
the tuckshop lady lives next to me

my neighbourhood’s so ghetto
chicks that stay over throw their tampons on the wall

my neighbourhood’s so ghetto
we play happy birthday when the kebab shop piss us off

my neighbourhood’s so ghetto
elias just walks straight into our house

my neighbourhood’s so ghetto
bin morning is like a game of dominos

my neighbourhood’s so ghetto
my housemates avoiding the chick in his bed

my neighbourhood’s so ghetto
he’s denying what i said

my neighbourhood’s so ghetto
this is considered eloquent to the neighbour

my neighbourhood’s so ghetto
we got a full proof plan for stealing nangs at iga

my neighbourhood’s so ghetto
some jerk graffed my bedroom window

my neighbourhood’s so ghetto
there’s a tv under our dining table

my neighbourhood’s so ghetto
there’s a morning after pill dealer