worried about getting cancer from this that or the other?
get over it. the era we live in, almost everything is carcinogenic. the list is only getting bigger and if you’re on a mission to evade all of them, you should probably stop breathing the air right now
don’t think you’re safe just because you’re a non-GMO gluten free, nut free, vegan, raw fanatic – kimchi is classified as a stomach cancer agent on the WHO monograph…
instead of fretting over it, you just need to decide which ones are worth sacrificing your already overworked cells for
along with having to go a job where we make cancer drugs that are ironically also carcinogenic, i am constantly faced with this dilemma each and every day…
eat burnt toast = not worth getting cancer for
eat black pepper = worth getting cancer for
consume “sugar free” anything = not worth getting cancer for
calling mils on my mobile to tell him my mexican carpet salesman joke = worth getting cancer for
cigarette after lunch = not worth getting cancer for
cigarette when i’m fucking shitfaced = totes worth getting cancer for
know what i mean?
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